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November 2012
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Nov 10th
ListenI produced this beat in 2006 for a political rap...
Nov 9th
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June 2012
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My mother died yesterday morning, June 18, 2012 at...
My mother died yesterday morning, June 18, 2012 at 8:10 a.m. The world was unworthy of her. Please read this tribute I wrote yesterday evening, and please feel free to share or re-post this elsewhere if you are so moved. I want everyone to know what kind of a woman my mother was. I want everyone to know she existed. I want everyone to know what she was up against. In Memoriam, Ann Conley, Jan....
Jun 19th
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
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portraits of nausea: "yo mama 2012" →
My friend and I had quite the rousing “yo mama” joke spar on Facebook. portraitsofnausea: (1) ‘Yo Mama’ joke I never got to use in seventh grade, because I deemed it too cerebral: Yo mama so fat she’s like the Merchandise Mart. She got her own zip code. (2) Yo mama so fat she’s like the Merchandise Mart on a Friday evening before July 4th weekend. She got her own zip code. And...
May 31st
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May 29th
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Y'all need to learn what this word means.
“Civilization.” You think you know what it means. Civilization. Your eyes skate right through it. No problem. Civilization. You got this. It means “everything.” Well, maybe not everything. Just people. Humans. Civilization means humans. Maybe just “humanity.” You know, everybody, ever. Wrong, sucka. Wrong. Fact is, civilization is a very specific term. It is...
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 21st
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This is TheWrongDictionary.com
I write fake definitions and post them on TheWrongDictionary.com. If you’re into satire, humor, mischief, and the occasional blast of profanity, please visit. If you’re a Tumblr user, you can follow the site so you don’t miss any of my definitions. The Wrong Dictionary is inspired by The Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce, Dictionary of Received Ideas by Gustave Flaubert, and the Internets.
May 21st
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Wail. →
A tip for people for whom English is a second language - and that’s all of us.
May 18th
*sniffle*
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May 17th
The quick brown fox...
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May 17th
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May 15th
Yogi Berra. Tautologist? Malapropist? One thing's...
Wikipedia inspired this Famous Fake Quote. (Text submitted by Jerry Abejo of Portraits of Nausea.) For more Famous Fake Quotes, please visit and like Famous Fake Quotes on Facebook, and please share it with your friends! “Sharing is caring.” - Adolf Hitler
May 14th
My response to the comment "I like pizza."
Your perspective is correct. In lieu of debating you and presenting you with some facts I made up, I will engage with you in a two-man circle jerk of buddy-buddy bullshit. Pizza is good. I like pizza. You like pizza. Let’s have bro sex. But I’m not gay. Also, vote. For Romney, preferably. Actually, wait a minute. You went to Irondale? Your lifestyle choices are against my sacred...
May 14th
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Back in the 1960s, school yearbook editors could...
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May 12th
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The great American theologian-philosopher Pauly...
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May 12th
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The original deconstructionist philosopher's most...
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May 12th
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A Very Special Mother's Day Card from a Very...
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May 9th
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Russian President Vladimir Putin Weighs In on...
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May 9th
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What God REALLY thinks of the gay marriage ban.
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May 9th
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I made a less sucky logo for Famous Fake Quotes.
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May 9th
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The first stand-up comedian?
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May 5th
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A little-known FDR saying.
May 3rd
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My latest exercise in sophomoric offensiveness.
May 2nd
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Let's all look at the Supermoon on Cinco de Mayo!
The biggest full moon of the year is this Saturday, May 5th at 11:35 pm Eastern Time. That’s el Cinco de Mayo to you Spaniards and such. Let’s all look at that moon at the same time. Mark your calendars and set your reminders. Click the icon below to automatically add it to your Google Calendar. I’ll be howling. You?
May 2nd
50 Cents, July 2010
Taken at Fall Branch, TN
May 1st
Another Huge Moth, July 2010
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Huge Moth, July 2010
Taken at Fall Branch, TN
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